Today's quotes [3.25.13]
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.
"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely."
- Edward Abbey
Only an unlit candle lasts forever.
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
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