Today's quotes [3.24.13]
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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.
Crow realized there were two Gods -
One of them much bigger than the other
Loving his enemies
And having all the weapons.
Ted Hughes, from Crow's Theology
If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
-- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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