Today's quotes [3.23.13]
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A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone. The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang
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