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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie


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Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 

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