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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
        inner tact and an outer deference.
                                        -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan

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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones


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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong


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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
   century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
   this century.
   -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
   candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
   of the Holocaust


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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


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