Today's quotes [3.21.13]
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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
inner tact and an outer deference.
-- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
of the Holocaust
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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