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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
       wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
       I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.


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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
to others.

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"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

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Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!

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