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"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on
 where to go.
         'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter.
         'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God.
         'Well, how about Mercury?'
         'No, it's too hot there.'
         'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?'
         'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips.  When I was
 there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're
 still talking about it.'"
                        -- fortune


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* There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
       got married... and then it was too late!"


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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson


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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.

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Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


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