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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.


Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.


"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery


- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.


The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.


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