Today's quotes [3.18.13]
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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something."
Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.
Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'.
Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
Me: 'Bowel movement'.
 Or words to that effect."
-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
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