Today's quotes [3.17.13]
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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
- Lazarus Long
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"Sorry about that Chief."
- Maxwell Smart
Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
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