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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. 

     - Samuel Goldwyn 

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
         Red Buttons


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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.


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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac


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"Basses like Altos.
 Altos like Basses.
 Tenors like Tenors.
 Sopranos like discos."
                        -- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
                                (aka Paul Sleigh, fruitbat@matra.com.au)


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