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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
 morning meal.
 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
 'because I want you to be happy.'
 Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
 saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
                        -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
                                http://www.ccil.org/jargon/


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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
   Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
         Jay Leno


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"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
 is symmetry."
                        -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"


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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown


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