Today's quotes [3.13.13]
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
-- Han Solo
"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
-- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
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