Today's quotes [3.12.13]
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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet."
- Brian Reid
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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