Today's quotes [3.11.13]
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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about
very little and who goes along knowing more and
more about less and less, until finally he knows
practically everything about nothing.
I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
Xerox does it again and again and again and...
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
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