Today's quotes [3.10.13]
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"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it."
- Max Frisch
The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
collectable bubblegum cards?"
-- DAAS Songbook
"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"
- Jimmy Buffett
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