Today's quotes [3.1.13]
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
"Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"
-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
"Television has brought back murder into the home
-- where it belongs."
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
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