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There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
   Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
   When on Kenneth Starr's lap
   she confided, when trapped,
   "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
   (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
   ballet dancer.)



There was a young fellow named Price 
Who dabbled in all sorts of vice. 
He had virgins and boys 
And mechanical toys, 
And on Mondays... he meddled with mice


A lecherous fellow named Babbitt 
Asked a girl if she'd fuck or would nab it. 
Said she, "From long habit 
I fuck like a rabbit, 
So I'd rather cohabit than grab it." 


There were three ladies of Huxham, 
And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em, 
And when that game grows stale 
We sits on a rail, 
And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em. 


A pretty young gal from Hong Kong
Said "I think you are utterly wrong
To say my vagina's
the largest in China
Just because of your mean little dong!"


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