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Two blondes walk into a building...
You'd  think at least one of them would have seen it.

1. 




I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50
that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, "No  bet, the steaks are too high."

2. 




Boss (too employee): Experts say that humor on the job
relieves tension in this time of down-sizing! Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.

3. 




Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

4. 




The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after
three." "Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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