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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,
so she took them to the taxodermist.

"So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.

To which she replied: "No. Holding hands will do just fine."


Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.


A double whammy:

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.


Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the hell out of the dog.


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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