Today's jokes [3.24.13]
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Six stages of married life:
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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