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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies
"Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."


What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Elephants foreskin.


Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more
entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.


'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'


Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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