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Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up with sand!


This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in


Why did the punk cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


This male prostitute contracted leprosy.
He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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