Today's jokes [3.20.13]
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Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.
Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."
How many Los Angeles police officers does it
take to beat up a black motorist?
None. He fell down the stairs.
How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a
loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes
to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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