Today's jokes [3.19.13]
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins
with the letter 'c' ends with the letter 't' and has the letters 'u' & 'n' in
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
The back of her head.
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:
"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I
will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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