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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

Darling.

1. 




What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins 
with the letter 'c' ends with the letter 't' and has the letters 'u' & 'n' in 
the middle?

A coconut. 

2. 




What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?

The back of her head.

3. 




The company sergent is briefing the recruits:

"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I
will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that
makes you..."

4. 




Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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