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A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pigs ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, its just the way my hair is parted!"
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
When should you care for a man's company? When he owns it.
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.
Love, Mary
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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