Today's jokes [3.16.13]
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
To put your gum in on the way down.
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?
Why do they call it a "kilt"?
Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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