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TOP 10 McGreevey jokes....

  10  NJ state bird - swallow.
  9   New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
  8   NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
  7   We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
  6   Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
  5   What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common?
               Jewish seamen.
  4   NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
  3   Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box".
  2   Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
  1   It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's
      mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!


G:  Nobody gets the girl.

PG: The good guy gets the girl.

R:  The bad guy gets the girl.

X:  Everybody gets the girl!


It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, 
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. 

The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" 

The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." 

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."


Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she 
jumped into her car and sped away. 

On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand, she 
decided to throw it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the 
penis as far as she could and sped away again. 

Meanwhile two potheads who were driving down the same highway happened to 
cross right by Lorenna just as she tossed it out the window and the penis 
hit their windshield smack dab in the middle. Stunned but still quiet the 
two locals drove on. About three miles down the road one pothead turned 
to the other and said, "Man, Did you see the size of the dick on the 


What did Arafat say to Clinton?

"Sheep don't talk, my friend."


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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