Today's stories [2.8.13]

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Happened in Kentucky --

Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain
from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the
bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove
home--.  with the chain still attached to the machine-- with
their bumper still attached to the chain-- with their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.

Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the
bank one day.  Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled,
"FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS,  THIS IS A ****-UP!"  For a moment, 
everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard
completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved
his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't
have drawn and fired before the thief got him.  The would-be
thief ran away and is still at large.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman 
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough 
problem that they had to pass this law?)

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