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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a 
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and 
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I 
instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.

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A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in 
the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's 
dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there 
are several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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