Today's stories [2.28.13]
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I had to go through a needle location biopsy recently.
This involves putting a 6 inch needle through a most sensitive
part of a woman's anatomy. I had to sit there alone with
this thing pierced through my anatomy and I wondered, "Is
this how a whale feels?" It occured to me, "I'm big, I'm
white, I'm gay, and I have been harpooned! That must make
me Moby Dyke!" My friends now call me "MD".
When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people
began rushing for the exits, one patron shouted: "Quick! There
are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
Near the Delaware Memorial Bridge tollbooth:
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