Today's quotes [2.8.13]
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."
-- George Bernard Shaw
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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