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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.

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"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

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"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

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