Today's quotes [2.7.13]
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If I was you I would have sex with me
Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.
- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
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