Today's quotes [2.6.13]
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A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.
Sent by shadoewalker
Women have half the money and all the
Pussy and still are not happy...
Sent by Eric
"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."
-- Oscar Wilde
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