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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."

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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

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"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

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