Today's quotes [2.4.13]
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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