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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this 
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

                -Dave Barry

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If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
                 -George Carlin

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Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

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Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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