Today's quotes [2.28.13]
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Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
Fac ut vivas
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
I was born on the first of the month so they called me
Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
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