Today's quotes [2.27.13]
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- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
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