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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

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Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
           universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
           Chinatown."


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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


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'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
       urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!


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