Today's quotes [2.26.13]
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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten'
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!
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