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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper


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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson


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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell 

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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

                                     - Warren  Hutcherson

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