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"The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex:

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9.
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                        -- unknown


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"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
                        -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit


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It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

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Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

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What do you mean, funny?  Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
                                -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
                                   Act III (1936).



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