Today's quotes [2.22.13]
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G. C. Lichtenberg:
"The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."
- Lewis Carroll
"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
-- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide
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