Today's quotes [2.21.13]
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All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her
son-in-law suffer in here dreams.
- Attributed to Ernest Coquelin
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