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All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner. 

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown


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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." 

Albert Einstein.

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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
   caught dead in otherwise.
         Roger Simon


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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her 
son-in-law suffer in here dreams. 
       - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin 

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