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God is dead.
Voltaire (underneath)
Voltaire is dead.
God
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)

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"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

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"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

3. 




You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 

4. 




* Life is sexually transmitted.


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