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"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

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The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

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