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"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots." 


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 


   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.


"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.


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