Today's quotes [2.17.13]
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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
"Tech people + pizza = Tech people"
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
haven't been through in school."
-Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
--Arthur Murphy, 1758
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