Today's quotes [2.16.13]
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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
-- Ann Landers --
"The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
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