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You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.



"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
 cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
 ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
 sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
 enough.  You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
                        -- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug


Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.


I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 


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