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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
   nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
         Fred Allen


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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

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Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.

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It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat 
out of their skull.

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