Today's quotes [2.13.13]
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"NOW I've heard it all. Problem: expensive application from large
well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
site must be kill -9ing it accidently. Our reccomendation is to rename
the kill command.'"
-- Matthew Crosby, firstname.lastname@example.org
"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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