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"NOW I've heard it all.  Problem: expensive application from large
 well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
 site must be kill -9ing it accidently.  Our reccomendation is to rename
 the kill command.'"
                        -- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu


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"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to 
the back of a cat butter side up and drop 
the cat, which will hit the ground, the 
cats fet or the buttered side of the 
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach 
a elevation of one foot from the ground 
and start to spin uncontrollably, 
perpetual motion."


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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
    wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
    promptly develop.


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There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
       as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
       no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup


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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

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